module.exports = substack | |
var npm = require("./npm.js") | |
var isms = | |
[ "\033[32mbeep \033[35mboop\033[m" | |
, "Replace your configs with services" | |
, "SEPARATE ALL THE CONCERNS!" | |
, "MODULE ALL THE THINGS!" | |
, "\\o/" | |
, "but first, burritos" | |
, "full time mad scientist here" | |
, "c/,,\\" ] | |
function substack (args, cb) { | |
var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * isms.length) | |
console.log(isms[i]) | |
var c = args.shift() | |
if (c) npm.commands[c](args, cb) | |
else cb() | |
} |